Triumph & Disaster - The Beard Doctor Beard Balm - the good tonic - Whakatane
Triumph & Disaster - The Beard Doctor Beard Balm - the good tonic - Whakatane
Triumph & Disaster - The Beard Doctor Beard Balm - the good tonic - Whakatane
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Triumph & Disaster - The Beard Doctor Beard Balm

Triumph & Disaster

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Triumph & Disaster - The Beard Doctor Beard Balm - W.G. Grace (The Doctor) is widely thought of as grandfather to the modern game of cricket, yet he is almost as famous for his grand imperial. More Karl Marx than Honest Abe, his was simply ‘the W.G’ of beards. Like all good cricketers, W.G. was fond of a little spit and polish, a heady mix of linseed oil, licorice, and tobacco juice spittle, used to shine the ball. ‘The Doctor’ our beard balm is a nod to this heritage, the great game of cricket and its bearded hero W.G. Grace, we just hope it smells a little better. 

Things you need to know:

1/ Moody Bespoke fragrance — of Assassin smoke and abandoned temple (read Vetiver, Moss, and Bergamot).

2/ Dry (non-greasy) application.

3/ Natural ingredients deliver a firm hold — perfect for shaping and defining.

Your ritual

Rub a dime-sized amount into both hands to slightly warm and make malleable then apply in a downward stroking motion to your beard to style in the shape and form of your dreams. Walk tall, run strong hold your head (and beard) high.

Aqua (Water), Kaolin Colloidal, Beeswax (Cera Alba), Jojoba Seed Oil (Simmondsis Chinesis), Stearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Cocoate, Shea Butter (Butyrosphermum Parkii), Carnauba Wax (Copernicia Cerifera), VP/VA Copolymer, Glycerine, Sweet Almond Oil (Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis), Kawakawa Leaves (Macropiper Excelsum), PEG 29 Castor Oil, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Phenoxyethanol, Parfum, Polysorbate 60, Tamanu Seed Oil (Calophyllum Tacamahaca).

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Not as you were expecting?

We hope that you are happy with your purchase from us but understand if you need to return your items. We can offer a refund on items returned in an unworn condition with the tags intact within 21 days of delivery for full-priced items and within 7 days of delivery for sale or discounted items. Any items received in a non-sellable condition will not be accepted.

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Ingredients:

Aqua (Water), Kaolin Colloidal, Beeswax (Cera Alba), Jojoba Seed Oil (Simmondsis Chinesis), Stearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Cocoate, Shea Butter (Butyrosphermum Parkii), Carnauba Wax (Copernicia Cerifera), VP/VA Copolymer, Glycerine, Sweet Almond Oil (Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis), Kawakawa Leaves (Macropiper Excelsum), PEG 29 Castor Oil, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Phenoxyethanol, Parfum, Polysorbate 60, Tamanu Seed Oil (Calophyllum Tacamahaca).

Free Shipping on all orders over $100

Complimentary shipping on orders over $100 is only available for New Zealand mainland addresses.

Free returns

Not as you were expecting?

We hope that you are happy with your purchase from us but understand if you need to return your items. We can offer a refund on items returned in an unworn condition with the tags intact within 21 days of delivery for full-priced items and within 7 days of delivery for sale or discounted items. Any items received in a non-sellable condition will not be accepted.

See the full info here